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The Beer Belly

March 14, 2007 by Mike Honcho View Comments
Winerack

BeerbellyGot Beer? If not, you can now. That is, if you don’t mind looking as fat as most Americans are today.

With the Beerbelly, you can take your favorite brew with you pretty much anywhere you are required to wear a shirt. This handy little invention will allow you to get loaded at any sporting event, the movie theater, concerts or even church. Just be sure not to mix your beer with the holy wine or you’ll be sorry.

The Beerbelly is essentially a neoprene sling that you wear under you clothes. The sling features an insulated pouch that houses a polyurethane bladder to hold liquids. Attached to the bladder is a long tube that dispenses the liquid from the bladder to your throat hole. Check out The Beerbelly video.

The Beerbelly is also customizable, so you can add your own company logo or graphic for when decide to show off your belly. Booyakasha!

The company that created The Beerbelly, Underdevelopment Inc, is an equal opportunity establishment. They have also created a similar product for the ladies called The Winerack. Very nice!

Winerack
Filed Under: Random

Introducing The Apple iRack

March 13, 2007 by Mike Honcho View Comments

Apple recently introduced their latest product, the iRack. The iRack is a typical overhyped POS that doesn’t work any better than anything else on the market, yet everyone who has one would bet their life on it that it does. Mix that with some current political events and you have a great new product to hide all of your WMD from evil dictators.

Behold, the Apple iRock.

Up next on the agenda, the iRan.

Filed Under: Hilarious Videos

Top 10 G.I. Joe PSA Voice Over Videos

March 10, 2007 by Mike Honcho View Comments

The G.I. Joe PSA voice over videos from FenslerFilm have been an internet phenomenon for quite some time. We all wathced G.I. Joe growing up and all probably agreed that the PSA’s in between cartoons were ridiculous. However, I can appreciated these PSA voice overs much more having seen them when I was a kid.

In a recent conversation with some colleges, it was revealed that they had not seen any of the G.I. Joe PSA voice over videos. So I thought I’d let them know by compiling a list of my favorites. And I think we can all agree that knowing is half the battle.

Who wants a body massage?

I’m a computer!

Miimiimiimiimii

Look at all your different color hats

Reggae – something bus rider?

Porkchop Sandwiches!

Last one there is a penis pop!

If I were in that water – DEAD!

Bet you won’t touch that button BITCH!

Robotic voice with fire

Filed Under: Hilarious Videos

Lyla Garrity VS Tyra Collette

March 6, 2007 by Mike Honcho View Comments

In case you didn’t know, one of the hottest (and one of my favorite) shows on TV right now is Friday Night Lights. An expansion on the featured film with the exact same title, this TV series is all about how high school football is serious business in small town Texas. I’m not usually one to get sucked into these types of soap opera drama series, however, I have an excuse for this one because it is about football. And isn’t my name Mike Honcho? But like I said, it is just an excuse. In the last two episodes I watched, there was probably less than 2 minutes of actual football footage. The rest of the time was filled with typical teenage struggles like arguing with parents, sex, psycho girlfriends and the occasional bar room pool hustle. Did I turn it off due to the lack of football footage? I think not.

On the show there are two female characters who are supposed to be high schoolers, but look very much of age. One plays the role of the head cheerleader, Lyla Garrity, who has everything going for her. The other, Tyra Collette, has a train wreck of a family life and isn’t very excited about her academic well being, but is quite eager to get her freak on. The bottom line is that they are both pretty hot, promiscuous and hate each other’s guts.

Lyla Garrity has always been portrayed as the sweet little girl next door while Collette has been a bad ass from day one. However, as of late, we’ve seen a meaner side of Lyla Garrity and a softer side to Tyra Collette. It seems that they both can go from zero to bitch at any given moment.

So the question is, which one would you pick to win a head to head match up?

My money is on Tyra Collette. She just seems tougher to me and definitely has the size advantage. I don’t know how tall she is in real life, but she looks at least 6 foot on TV. She is one tall drink of water.

Lyla Garrity definitely wouldn’t go down without a fight. She is in great shape and despite her size disadvantage, she can probably snap kick Tyra Collette square in the chin like Jackie Chan.

Even though I think Tyra Collette would win a battle between the two, I don’t think I’d actually like to see it take place. I think the mystery is a lot more fun than knowing the actual outcome.

Lyla Garrity

Tyra Colette

Filed Under: Television
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