September 3, 2010

New James Bond Film: Quantum of Solace Trailer

Who the hell knows what the name means, but since the Hilarious crew basically lives the life of James Bond on a daily basis, watching this trailer is just like watching another day at the office.

The Ron Burgundy Interviews

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One of the Rodge’s favorite films of all time is Anchorman. Will Ferrell’s character Ron Burgundy is a personal hero of mine. Little did people know that Ron Burgundy has also done a number of interviews outside the movie. Let’s sit back and enjoy a true journalist at work.

Ron interviews Michigan St. basketball coach Tom “H to the” Izzo
“I’ve got to be honest, I’ve always loved West Lansing more.”

Ron interviews Tom Brokaw
“The Dow Jones today took a fist up the butthole.”

Ron interviews Rebecca Romijn
“My first question for you is…you are electric!”

Ron interviews Jim Caviezel
“Not the best fake name my lord.”

Bill O’Reilly Flips Out: The Remixes!

Just like any good R. Kelly song, often the remix is better than the original. Here’s some remixes of the Bill O’Reilly Flips Out video that has been making it’s way around the web.

First, after some amazing research we found archived video footage of the teleprompter Bill was looking out when he freaked out. You might understand now why he was so angry.

Next up is the Dance Remix (JaQelvis will be spinning this at his next house party).

Hat Tip to Marc Andressen.

Anti High Volume Email Deployers

This video is old, but that doesn’t mean it isn’t hilarious. Juan has spent some serious time fighting “high volume email deployers”, and JaQelvis actually enjoys getting Viagra emails daily.

Grandma Pops and Locks

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Get down granny! What’s frightening is how much better she is at dancing then 99% of the population.

Banjo Baby: Is it Jaqelvis?

We’ve just come across some astounding historical footage which I believe explains why JaQelvis Stylez loves himself some banjo and bluegrass. Even if this isn’t Jaqelvis as a banjo baby, nothing makes the Hilarious.net team smile more than a dancing baby. Anyone remember Baby Beyonce (embedded below)?

Fun With Censor Bars

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You know, one might think that we’d be posting this because of the massive nudity. But no, we here at Hilarious.net are all about art and self-expression, and this video really speaks to us on a deep emotional level. Also, look for when the censor bars make PONG.

The Start of Hilarious Pictures

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We’ve started a new category here on Hilarious.net, “Hilarious Pictures”! Let’s get it started with a manbaby.

Hilarious Pictures

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Office Worker Goes Crazy: We Think It’s Fake

There’s a hot couple of videos making the rounds showing an office worker going crazy in his office. We are 100% sure this is fake for four reasons:

1. Who the hell uses those bulky white computer monitors anymore?

2. The monitor wasn’t plugged in.

3. Someone would just take the guy down while he’s holding a fire axe?

4. It’s an exact replica of one of Juan P. Hammer’s office meltdowns. First of all Juan, F— you!

And here is also one of our favorite office freakouts, Will Ferrell as Mr. Tarkanian on SNL.

Tropic Thunder Viral Video

It’s very rare that something is LOL funny to the Rodge, but this Tropic Thunder viral video made for the MTV movie awards with Ben Stiller, Jack Black, and Robert Downey Jr. definitely qualifies. What’s weird is how Downey Jr. and Juan P. Hammer’s share the same coke/hooker binge story from Vegas.

Hat tip to The Superficial for pointing this out.

‘Burn After Reading’ Trailer – Coen Brothers Bringing the Funny

There are few movies that the Hilarious.net team loves more than The Big Lebowski. So when we heard that Joel and Ethan Coen were teaming up for another comedy to come out this fall we got excited. And by “we” I mean me and my pet lizard Pedro. He once ate a whole roast beef. I wasn’t even mad.

Besides the Coens, this movie also looks promising for Being Brad Pitt, Being George Clooney, and Being John Malkovich.

Why Wii Fit is a Great Game

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I must admit. I’ve never played the Wii. Those active games just don’t get me that excited. I prefer my activity to be a bit more “interactive” if you know what mean. That’s right, the Rodge can’t get himself enough of the 6:30 AM Spin Class at Gold’s Gym. Where was I….oh yes, finally though this video gives me incentive to learn these exciting games on the Wii. The incentive you ask? To get attractive women to do whatever she’s doing in this video.

Rodge’s favorite moment: All of it.

Slow Motion Punches to the Face

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What’s funny about this video is not that it’s funny, but that I actually tried doing this a few weeks ago with random people I met on the street. Needless to say it didn’t work out well, and most of the video footage I got was me being punched in the face by a diverse group of people. Kind of the opposite of this video really.

Rodge’s favorite moment: When the dude in the sunglasses with the cell phone gets rocked.

Harder Better Faster Stronger Daft Punk Collection

This isn’t really humor, nor really new, but I just wanted to point out that Daft Punk is pretty damn awesome and there are some really cool videos all having to do with their track “Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger”. And in case you were wondering, that’s what she said!

First, we have the famous “Daft Hands” video which was extremely creative and kicked off a trend of videos based around this concept.

This led to the famous “Daft Bodies” video which naturally the Rodge finds far more entertaining than Daft Hands, for obvious reasons (I like robots?).

And to finish it off, most people know that Kanye West sampled the track in his hit song “Stronger”. Here he is performing it live at the Grammys with Daft Punk in the pyramid. As Juan P. Hammer said, “I feel like I’m watching a concert from the future”. Rock on Juan.

The Complete MACGRUBER SNL Video Collection

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It took a while to grow on people, and for those too young to remember the television show Macgyver they’re parodying it’s probably about 50% as funny as it is to those of us who remember it. I can’t tell you how many glasses of Scotch I downed watching Macgyver in the 80s. Wait, yes I can: 291. And now we bring you the complete (so far) hilarious collection of MACGRUBER!

First, the series of shorts kick off with Macgruber working with Jeremy Piven.

Now, our hero Macgruber starts to impersonate either Jaqelvis or David Hasselhoff, I get them both confused.

Now, Macgruber starts to get a little vain and have some work done. Were they mocking my main man Richard Dean Anderson here?

Now Jonah Hill gets in on the act by telling Macgruber he can’t do his job. Don’t $#&! with Macgruber Jonah!

Macgruber reunites with his long lost son Shia Labeouf who appears to be impersonating Juan P. Hammer in this series. How odd.

The stock market has crashed, and besides defusing bombs Macgruber is dealing with the stress of his financial situation.

And as an added bonus, a clip of the original Macgyver opening!

Superbowl commercial MacGruber! Richard Dean Anderson rocks the mullet as MacGruber gets caught up in the Pepsi marketing machine. Five seconds Pepsuber!



Pepsuber just loves that Pepsi, almost as much as he loves blowing crap up!

Pepsuber’s Pepsi fetish has taken new and disasterous turns!

Macgruber is joined by the original Macgyver who shockingly turns out to be his father. Watch out for the totally inappropriate ending!

Charles Barkley joins Macgruber. I can’t say that this was one of the funnier Macgrubers, sorry Chuck.

Betty White and Macgruber make the cutest couple! What, grandma?

Will Forte sings the Macgruber theme song on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon.

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The Best Look In The World – SNL Digital Short

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This song was terrible, but what’s weird is this look is actually quite popular in certain places.

John Mayer Writes Songs like Rodge Rockwell Writes Articles

When John was struggling from writer’s block, he naturally tapped the Rodge for his expertise in creativity. I let John in on the processes I go through to come up with Gwarm posts, and John has executed well.

JaQelvis Started the Bubble

To answer the video’s question, Yes, Rodge will blog about this song.

Giving Him the Business

Ron Cherry is one of my favorite all-time referees. Not only does he have the name of a porn star, but he also tells it like it is. I’ll tell you like it is though right now, and when Rodge “gives someone the business”, it doesn’t entail jumping on the back of another man in pads like #69 does in this clip.

UPDATE: Apparently Ron Cherry is bringing it back from the Old School as this ref from the 80s originated the “Giving him the business” penalty. He even throws in a visual interpretation of it.

JaQelvis Sucks at Guitar Hero

The Gwarm team is known to play some Guitar Hero. South Park has their own version, Guitar Queer-0. Is that politically correct? Rodge thinks not. Here it is in three parts.

Part 1:

Part 2:

Part 3: