What do you get when you mix Ferris Bueller’s Day Off with a little Requiem for a Dream? We’d just like to point out that, no matter how you cut it, Sloan Peterson is still hot.
For old times’ sake, we’ll include ‘Shining’:
Top 10 Jackie Chan Fight Scenes
This is an excellent Top 10 list from a true fan of fight movies. The beating these guys take is amazing. If you’ve got Netflix, drop some of these titles into your queue.
The Onion Movie: America’s Unrated News Source
Apparently The Onion is the only news source with the guts to tell it like it is. It’s also the only news source currently reviewing Steven Segal’s newest film called ‘Cockpuncher’.
Top 10 Awards Show Skits in the Universe
10. Mike Myers, art film angel. We’re certain almost nobody got the reference here to the 1987 German film called Wings of Desire, still pretty entertaining.
9. Jedi council looks for potential host. In this Star Wars parody, Lisa Kudrow interviews with the Jedi council for the awards show host position.
8. The Matrix Reloaded. High production values and Will Ferrell save this one, otherwise it’s fairly long. Includes handy Spanish subtitles. Best line: “Watch the sass, Captain Sassy Pants.”
7. Sarah Silverman looks for a presenter. Mostly just expert editing, mildly entertaining.
6. The Da Vinci Code. Jimmy Fallon and Jessica Alba with Andy Dick in a hilarious supporting role.
5. Lord of the ‘Rings’. Jack Black and Sarah Michelle Geller star in this spoof. Fantastic writing here…they clearly spent a lot of time analyzing the source footage.
4. Pitching Titanic 2 to James Cameron. Ben Stiller and Vince Vaughn try to convince James Cameron that a sequal to Titanic is the way to go.
3. Spider-man. Jack Black as Spider-man, Sarah Michelle Geller as Mary Jane…and a little bit of Wonder Woman too. Black’s signature gross-out humor permeates this one.
2. Tropic Thunder. This movie stars Ben Stiller, Robert Downey Jr. and Jack Black and comes out this summer.
1. William Shatner in Se7en. Shatner’s famous characters play all roles in the final sequence in Se7en.
Tropic Thunder Viral Video
It’s very rare that something is LOL funny to the Rodge, but this Tropic Thunder viral video made for the MTV movie awards with Ben Stiller, Jack Black, and Robert Downey Jr. definitely qualifies. What’s weird is how Downey Jr. and Juan P. Hammer’s share the same coke/hooker binge story from Vegas.
Hat tip to The Superficial for pointing this out.
GEEK FIGHT! Fistful Of Quarters
I am a dork on many levels. Two of those are video games and documentaries. This has them both. Billy Mitchell is a real life D-bag to the highest level. Rent this and relive those salad years of classic arcade gaming!
‘Burn After Reading’ Trailer – Coen Brothers Bringing the Funny
There are few movies that the Hilarious.net team loves more than The Big Lebowski. So when we heard that Joel and Ethan Coen were teaming up for another comedy to come out this fall we got excited. And by “we” I mean me and my pet lizard Pedro. He once ate a whole roast beef. I wasn’t even mad.
Besides the Coens, this movie also looks promising for Being Brad Pitt, Being George Clooney, and Being John Malkovich.
‘I Heart Huckabees’ Director Goes Berzerk
Apparently David O. Russell has a bad reputation. George Clooney describes working with Russell on Three Kings as “the words experience of my life”. Here’s an outtake from the movie ‘I Heart Huckabees’ where he and Lily Tomlin get into a screaming match. Like Honcho back when he was juicing, Russell looks like he’s going to tear somebody’s head off.
Lindsay Lohan Strips In Movie, Or Does She?
People around the web are claiming this is footage of Lindsay Lohan stripping in her upcoming movie “I Know Who Killed Me”. While that seems like a plausible story, the truth is I took this footage last night in the Rodge Love Shack. It’s unfortunate that Lindsay Lohan was arrested for dunk driving on her way home from the shack.
100 Movies, 100 Quotes, 100 Numbers
During a recent bout with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, JaQelvis spent 200 hours finding all of these…
Pulp Muppets
Hard to call who the best cast character is here! Since he is the greatest Muppet of all time, you have go with Beaker, but Dr. Bunsen Honeydew as The Wolf is top notch!
Walter – Recut Trailer for The Big Lebowski
I thought it was going to be hard to top the recut trailer for The Shining that makes one of the most disturbing films ever made look like a warm, feel-good piece a young boy struggling to reach his work-a-holic father. I think the Cates brothers did it here with The Big Lebowski recut as simply “Walter”.
For fun, here’s the recut trailer for The Shining.
Jessica Alba in Good Luck Chuck
There are exactly 2 reasons I am posting this. Reason number one is at the 00:59 mark and number 2 is at 00:11. Enjoy.
Tarantino and Rodriguez bring us the Grindhouse Trailer
I wouldn’t let Quentin Tarantino or Robert Rodriguez even watch my dog, but as far as making movies go, they kick some serious ass. I can just picture the production meetings on this one…”OK, here’s what I’m thinking…we attach machine guns and rocket launchers to this girl with no leg, then let her jump around and kill people.”
The Lookout Movie Trailer
The Lookout is Academy Award®-nominated screenwriter Scott Frank’s (Out of Sight), directorial debut. The Rodge digs intelligent crime dramas, so I will most likely be partaking in this film. “Whoever has the money, has the power.”
Transformers Trailer, We Can’t Wait
The Gwarm team is extremely excited for Transformers. Honcho might even bring his hamster to see it.
Ask a Ninja Interviews Will Ferrell and Jon Heder For Blades of Glory
Like two funny stars colliding, Ask a Ninja interviews Will Ferrell and Jon Heder about their upcoming movie Blades of Glory. The Ninja is looking forward to killing them both soon.
Parodies of the 300 Movie Trailer
The first parody looks like one of JaQelvis Stylez’s psychadelic dreams:
The second parody looks like one of Mike Honcho’s normal dreams:
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