YOU WILL LAUGH!
I thought it was going to be hard to top the recut trailer for The Shining that makes one of the most disturbing films ever made look like a warm, feel-good piece a young boy struggling to reach his work-a-holic father. I think the Cates brothers did it here with The Big Lebowski recut as simply “Walter”.
For fun, here’s the recut trailer for The Shining.
There are exactly 2 reasons I am posting this. Reason number one is at the 00:59 mark and number 2 is at 00:11. Enjoy.
I wouldn’t let Quentin Tarantino or Robert Rodriguez even watch my dog, but as far as making movies go, they kick some serious ass. I can just picture the production meetings on this one…”OK, here’s what I’m thinking…we attach machine guns and rocket launchers to this girl with no leg, then let her jump around and kill people.”
The Lookout is Academy Award®-nominated screenwriter Scott Frank’s (Out of Sight), directorial debut. The Rodge digs intelligent crime dramas, so I will most likely be partaking in this film. “Whoever has the money, has the power.”
The Gwarm team is extremely excited for Transformers. Honcho might even bring his hamster to see it.
Like two funny stars colliding, Ask a Ninja interviews Will Ferrell and Jon Heder about their upcoming movie Blades of Glory. The Ninja is looking forward to killing them both soon.
The first parody looks like one of JaQelvis Stylez’s psychadelic dreams:
The second parody looks like one of Mike Honcho’s normal dreams:
The story of Bob Swagger seems to be lifted from the Lee Harvey Oswald conspiracy theories as an exile sniper framed for the (attempted) murder of the president. Mark Wahlberg stars as a much cooler version of Oswald, but marginalized by a uncaring world nonetheless.
For Mike Honcho and everybody else with a penchant for topless, muscular men, I’ll rate the likelihood that Wahlberg will take his shirt off and flex for the camera.
POTENTIAL BEEFCAKE RATING = 75/100
If you’ve never seen Super Troopers, close this browser immediately. You’re not worthy of Gwarm.
I ran into a little trouble on my way to “work” today and had a little accident. Read all about it!
But dang, those sure were some good Snozberries, meow.
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