Nothing gives The Rodge more goosebumps than the “One Shining Moment” video that plays after the championship game of each NCAA basketball tournament. In one cheesy three minute song you run the emotional gamut of joy, pain, heartache, luck, relief, excitement, heartburn, hormone deficiency, and bowel issues. Let’s recap them shall we?

2007 Florida Champions
Top shining moments: Some nasty blocks, the shot off the knees.

2006 Florida Champions
Top shining moments: Adam Morrison’s mustache while crying, JJ Redick crying and hugging Coach K, Ben Wallace lookalike for Northwestern, Dude poking himself in the nipple.

2005 North Carolina Champions
Top shining moments: Bill Murray and Nick Lachey quick cameos, Michigan St. thunderdunks.

2004 UConn Champions
Top shining moments: Shot of old grumpy coach during “all the years” line, white dude getting his dunk blocked hard, leg spread facial dunk.

2003 Syracuse Champions
Top shining moments: The first year of Luther Vandross singing, Western Kentucky weird running guy, Marquette dancing dude, Hakim Warrick game-clinching block. (Damn, that was a good Kansas team that lost in the finals with Langford, Heinrich, Collison, and Simien)

2002 Maryland Champions
Top shining moments: Frodo the Hobbit or Luke Jackson? A tall guy named Short? Weird special effects, putting highlights in TVs, fake around-the-back pass dribble.

2001 Duke Champions
Top shining moments: Dogpile, strong dance move, carrying the spazzing coach, I hate Duke.

2000 Michigan St. Champions
Top shining moments: Cheerleaders getting funky on this album, a nasty alley-oop, the worst offensive national champion ever.

1999 UConn Champions
Top shining moments: Large and in charge guys dancing, an angry Eduardo Najera, Wally Czerbiak dunking.

1998 Kentucky Champions
Top shining moments: Toby Bailey, Mark Mad Dog Madsen, Bryce Drew game-winning three, dude gets his head fouled, 360 dunk.

1997 Arizona Champions
Top shining moments: Miles Simon floater, Tim Duncan, Keith Van Horn, manlove between two guys in yellow, Paul Pierce, Mike Bibby. Lots of very good NBA players, yet Miles Simon was the player of this tourney?

1996 Kentucky Champions
Top shining moments: Let’s give an academic shoutout to Princeton, Pitino going for the butt slap, shattered backboard!

1995 UCLA Champions
Top shining moments: Video not found. Imagine Tyus Edney hitting a game-winning driving bank shot against Missouri, a gimpy Ed O’bannon shooting jumphooks, and Toby Bailey peaking as a freshman.

1994 Arkansas Champions
Top shining moments: Fab Five, CHEROKEE PARKS, monster Duke dunk, Corliss Williamson and Scottie “don’t call me Pippen” Thurman, male cheerleader with a mullet and mustache!

1993 North Carolina Champions
Top shining moments: Chris Webber huge block, laying down pass, damn credits!

1992 Duke Champions
Top shining moments: Christian Laetner (why god why), a bloody face, towelwhacking Bob Knight, the Laetner “shot”, Fab Five.

1991 Duke Champions
Top shining moments: I hate Duke.

1987 Indiana Hoosiers
Top shining moments: At least it wasn’t Duke!