This should hit pretty close to home for our boy JaQelvis. It’s not like I, Rodge Rockwell, ever drove all the way to Vancouver and Victoria BC to see the Dave Matthews Band. No way, you can’t prove it.

You have to love the line about the 45 minute American Baby Intro…that sounds like pure hell.

And a special bonus from CollegeHumor.com while we’re on the topic, enjoy the Goth Dave Matthews: