The story of Bob Swagger seems to be lifted from the Lee Harvey Oswald conspiracy theories as an exile sniper framed for the (attempted) murder of the president. Mark Wahlberg stars as a much cooler version of Oswald, but marginalized by a uncaring world nonetheless.

For Mike Honcho and everybody else with a penchant for topless, muscular men, I’ll rate the likelihood that Wahlberg will take his shirt off and flex for the camera.

POTENTIAL BEEFCAKE RATING = 75/100