I’ve always felt that the Budweiser “Real Men of Genius” ads were well….genius? While the content is usually funny, the backup singer is the guy who really always tops it off for me. I plan on hiring him to sing classic butt rock at the Rodge’s wedding reception. Of course, we all know that the Rodge is not getting married anytime soon. Too many ladies left to be served.

But in doing crack research for this article I learned that he is actually the lead singer from Survivor of Eye of the Tiger fame. Amazing.

Time for the top Real Men of Genius commercials.

Mr. Really Really Bad Dancer Guy
“Is that all you got? Unfortunately, it is all you’ve got.”

Mr Nudist Colony Activities Coordinator
“Lawn darts, completely out of the question….WATCH OUT NOW!”

Mr. Way Too Much Cologne Wearer
“Here a splish, there a splash, everywhere a splish splash!”

Mr. Giant Taco Salad Inventor
“A 12,000 calorie salad.”

Mr Silent Killer Gas Passer
“Crack open a Bud Light oh Ninja of the Nasty!”

Bonus: Here are some user-created Real Men of Genius parodies:

Mr. Office Party Over-Hugger
JaQelvis can personally confirm that Mike Honcho and Juan P. Hammer were guilty of this at their office holiday party.

Mr. Boombox Carrying Roller Skater
The real audio combined with a fly rollerskater acting it all out.

Mr. Handlebar Mustache Wearer
Real audio, and some nice pictures to go with it.

Mr. Galka Subligar Wearer
The singing is pretty decent in this one, but I’m sure there’s some Final Fantasy jokes The Rodge just doesn’t get. I have no time to play video games, your mom takes up all my free time.

Bonus #2: Here are the voices performing live at the USA Rock Paper Scissors Championship, saluting them of course:

Last Bonus: Here is an interview with the voices from the commercials including a live performance!

Real Men of Genius Guys Interview