You Snooze, you Lose!

Apr 3rd, 2007 - by JaQelvis Stylez - Category: Gadgets

I have pretty much spent my entire life trying to find ways to get out of bed on time.  Nothing has ever worked. 

Finally a device comes along that I shouldn’t dare try out.  It’s the SnūzNLūz!

Set the clock with the embedded secure browser to donate money from your bank account to your most hated charity every time you hit snooze!

Are you a butcher? Set your SnūzNLūz to donate to PETA
Are you a republican? Set your SnūzNLūz to donate to the ACLU!
Are you a land developer? Set your SnūzNLūz to donate to the Wilderness Society!
Enjoy your freedom? (Blue state version) Set your SnūzNLūz to donate to the GOP. or
Enjoy your freedom? (Red state version) Set your SnūzNLūz to donate to MoveOn.Org

Snuznluz

Rodge has one and just can’t seem to get up in the mornings despite the fact that he has already donated $27,000 to “Mustache Haters Anonymous”.

One Response »

  1. Rodge Rockwell on April 3rd, 2007 at 8:53 am:

    MHA is an evil, evil organization. I’ll never forget the video clip I once saw of them pinning down a young Russian boy who had just grown his first mustache and shaving it clean. The horror.

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